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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof
The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:57
Rating: 4.665014
Views: 36282
 
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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:48
Rating: 4.6733084
Views: 1339838
 
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:02
Rating: 4.96662
Views: 1693193
 
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Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works
Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:54
Rating: 4.1412196
Views: 33493
 
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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 03:10
Rating: 4.911397
Views: 600212
 
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Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall
Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society. Subscribe to The Onion on...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:36
Rating: 4.9192147
Views: 543439
 
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Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours. Subscribe to The Onion on...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:37
Rating: 4.9170446
Views: 124697
 
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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at:...
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 02:47
Rating: 4.6442204
Views: 2659510
 
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Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 01:39
Rating: 4.902296
Views: 1098614
 
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Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
 
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 03:02
Rating: 4.935094
Views: 1557163
 
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